my godmom made a tumblr account JUST to follow me so YALL BEST BEHAVE!!!!!
I want the house vacuumed, the cushions plumped, and you kids on your BEST BEHAVIOR
Gaud: I have spat in the eyes of every diety in recorded history and at least 4 whose names have been lost. I have ravaged tumblr with my corrupting will and ensured that people speak my name with equal parts reverence, dread, and disgust. I am a pink pile of goo with an unhappy, bloody end.
Also Gaud: Wait there are actually consequences for my actions?
kaitykatz
