I live for Izuku being super observant but not realizing that uhhhh knowing the things he knows about people isn’t normal???
Like give me the battle broccoli just casually knowing all the teacher’s birthdays, shoe sizes, favorite colors, significant others, and probably at least 1 embarrassing thing they swore no one saw them do but he still somehow knows?????
But the entire time Izuku’s under the impression this is all common knowledge so he doesn’t understand why everyone’s kind of high-key terrified.
Izuku: But doesn’t everyone know that you and Mic-sensei have been married for five years, you have 7 cats, and you’re allergic to this specific brand of soy sauce?
Aizawa: *a man haunted* No, Problem Child, no they do not.
Izuku: ….but it’s super obvious??
Aizawa: *a man already hearing Nezu cackling in the distance* You are very much mistaken.
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