m0biusmyl0ve asked:
Are scabs like vampire fruit leather
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses answered:
listen you absolute miscreant i am going to shove a butternut squash so far up your ass your sphincter will start quoting the geneva conventions
I mentally, physically, emotionally, metaphorically and allegorically hate every aspect of this post
if one more of you fuckers calls it a fruit roll up i will physically manifest as a swirling vortex beneath your bed and absorb you so slowly
OP always ends conversations in ways I never expect and it gives me whiplash every time
judsonryder