your bisexual internet aunt — kairibloodheart: angiethewitch: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kaitykatz
kairibloodheart:
“ angiethewitch:
“ thurisazsalail:
“ urcadelimabean:
“ redisawerewolf:
“ gravity-loves-me:
“ dasfeministmermaid:
“ incurablenecromantic:
“ tiny-hands-mcgee:
“ sleep-is-my-relationship-status:
“ frogmp3:
“ baker-p-i:
“ cezarywho:
“-...
cezarywho

- prevent another depression/anxiety cycle

baker-p-i

There we go

frogmp3

- lift debris off people if they’re caught in an accident

sleep-is-my-relationship-status

Be the best at hugging

tiny-hands-mcgee

get revenge

incurablenecromantic

Flex on em

dasfeministmermaid

Carry more books

gravity-loves-me

Be strong enough to carry big dogs

redisawerewolf

Be strong enough to carry your loves

Also be strong enough to throw your partner during swing dancing

urcadelimabean

Make Thor proud

thurisazsalail

Strong enough to punch nazis

angiethewitch

Get strong enough to protect myself from bad people

kairibloodheart

Unlocking yet even more dad jokes for your repertoire and having more people to inflict them on (within reason of course)