your bisexual internet aunt — fail that test. get drunk and throw up. have your...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
reina-de-las-estrellas
ahsteria

fail that test. get drunk and throw up. have your heart broken. burn your toast. be late to class. break a glass. kiss someone awkwardly. look like shit. walk into a pole. eat a pint of ice cream. lose a friend. fail, make mistakes, because that means you’re fucking living.

sinheathen

alternatively: don’t beat yourself up for failing a test. drink responsibly but don’t be afraid to have fun. don’t try to deal with heartbreak by yourself. if you burn your toast, try again on a different setting. try to be on time, but don’t feel ashamed if you can’t. be careful, but not violent. don’t be embarrassed by a kiss. dress how you want. watch where you’re going. be lenient with your diet plan, if you have one. don’t let losing a friend tear you up, it’s normal. fail, make mistakes, but try again because you’ll feel better when you succeed.

this-is-awwkward

I like this one better

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